All Occasion Card - If By Crunches You Mean - Funny Pug Card - by Pugs and Kisses


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Hi Friends!
NEW! All Occasion Card - If By Crunches You Mean - Funny Pug Card - by Pugs and Kisses

Little Teddy the pug is just too cute for words. She knows how to make us smile from ear to ear. Yes, she loves fashion! (OMP those booties!) Exercise though, not so much. We love you just the way you are lil Teddy and we know everyone else will too!!!!

The front it reads:
"If by 'crunches' you mean the sound potato chips make when I chew them..."

The inside is blank.
"...Then yes, I do crunches."

This humorous and sweet card is sure to bring smiles and jolly laughs to your special friend!

(The photos show the front of the card with the envelope, the front of the card, the middle of the card and the back.)

We hope you love it!

The Pugs and Kisses family

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